If a man want to bite you… what ‘ll you do ?

a) I ‘ll call Berkant
b) I’ll try to hold Berkant to not bite the other person who wants to bite me
c) i remove from the place all the dangerous objects before Berkant enters
d) in the first chance i lock Berkant in a room and take the key , till the other person have time to run away , just because i love PEACE and PROTECTION
e) i unlock Berkant from the room and before i do this i have call the ambulance and the doctor to be ready because Berkant will bite ME for what i locked him in
f)If i am lucky i can only pass it with a soft gently bit from Berkant’s teeth and wish the next to be kiss

Değişik Bir Ankara Havası Örneği

Arkadaşımın biz Ankara havaları ile oynarken yazdığı postmodern Ankara havası örneği. Ama yazısından ancak bu kadar okuyabildim.

Şeftali koydum dolaba
Ne yaptın sen bu sincaba

Zırlata zırlata hamur ettin Bodrum’da

Bak da öyle patla
Hep ben miyim lay lay loom
bir de dönüp kendine baksana
vay yavrum vay

Kavun var kavun var
Burada benim tarzım var
Beri bak be adam….

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Ways From…

…and I just can’t sleep. The new day is here and I am waiting the sunlight in few mins. I am thinking that is 1st of September, a new month. I wish it will be a good one. And while I am waiting to see the sun I am thinking the sunrise of my soul. I feel weird. I don’t know what to type or even how to compose a phrase. I don’t know if i will write something bad or good , right or wrong, and I don’t truly care.

In my mind there are words that could describe my current mood. I’m thinking of the word ‘angry’ , ‘mad’ but finally I understand that I am just pissed off. And again I can’t say I am pissed off exactly. Upset ? Maybe… Killing time, mood and myself. Do I ? No, I don’t do favours. Only when God decide this is going to be.

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